When I graduated from college, I never swore. Absolutely never. My mother always said, "You'll learn to cuss when you learn to drive."

But the problem is, see, that I never learned to drive. Still haven't. I'm a non-drivin' weirdo. So I never learned to cuss, you might say.

Aha! But I got a job working with COMPUTERS, straight out of college. Everyone there chuckled at me when I loudly shouted, "Gosh darn it!" when something bad happened.

Sure enough, after about a year working with computers, I was swearing up a storm. The things I exclaimed in the heat of the computer-malfunctioning moment would make little old ladies faint on the streets.

I usually try to tailor my language to the company I'm in (I don't use certain words in front of my mother, for example, but "bitch" is fine, especially when referring to her eldest sister), but on LJ I pretty much let loose and just use the language that's in my head. I can be a foul-mouthed little bitch, too.