Shannon said, "Look under 'fairies'."
I said, "Daily Alice isn't a fairy."
He promptly replied, "Look under 'fairies' mothers'."
I frowned and said, "But Daily Alice's children were The Fates."
And then I woke up.
By the way, if you haven't read Little, Big, you should. (Even if Shannon didn't particularly like it. He's obviously insane.)