Kimberly (kimberly_a) wrote,
Kimberly
kimberly_a

  • Mood:

Gay Marriage Again, and Apocalypses Caused Thereby

Just had to share. I rarely post links, but this was too good:

Where Is My Gay Apocalypse? (by Mark Morford)
I have been waiting patiently.

I have been staring with great anticipation out the window of my flat here in the heart of San Francisco, sighing heavily, waiting for the riots and the plagues and the screaming monkeys and the blistering rain of inescapable hellfire. I have my camera all ready and everything.

There has been nothing. I see only some lovely trees and a stunning blue sky and my neighbor walking by with her pair of matching chow chows as a pained-looking woman struggles to parallel park her SUV. Same old, same old.

And this is San Francisco, gay-marriage HQ, Sodom-and-Gomorrahville, debauchery central. We are supposed to be careening off the nice, safe road of social acceptability right now, welcoming chaos, exploding into a fiery hellmist of our own sick godless depravity and dropping off the disgusted planet any minute now.

Where is my raging apocalypse? This is what I want to know. Where is the social meltdown? The moral depravity? I was promised an apocalypse, dammit. What am I supposed to do with all these tubs of margarine and confetti and kazoos?
And it continues on from there, but I just wanted to give a taste, since I hate when people post random links and give no idea what they are for.

(I saw this article because it was reposted in eliade's journal. Just giving credit where credit is due.)
Tags: gay apocalypse
Subscribe

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 2 comments