I was picking up our dumb cat (we have a dumb, anxious cat and a smart, depressed cat ... sigh) anyway, I was picking up our dumb cat a few minutes ago, and she got all wiggy for no apparent reason and started thrashing around sort of randomly and caught one of her claws in my earlobe. Gah! Now my ear won't stop bleeding, so I stopped petting the idiot cat (like she deserves it at this point!) and am clutching tissue to my ear. I feel like Vincent Van Gogh. If he had a really stupid cat.