I am not 6 years old. I have power and resources that I didn't have at that age.
I am not alone in this. I have support from numerous people who love me, especially Shannon, who *does* live in the same house with me.
And so of course my computer chooses today to die in a rather catastrophic manner. Shannon says it was obviously a reaction to the election results. Maybe the people at the Apple Store's Genius Bar will be able to help fix the whole problem?