The first time I saw the movie, I actually, for about 5 seconds, thought, "I should take ballroom dancing lessons! That looks so beautiful! And it could be fun." And then I regained my sanity. I'm sure ballroom dancing is wonderful for some people, but not for me. If nothing else, the pervasive sexist attitude to the whole "sport" would constantly piss me off. Also, I have a personal moral objection to any activity outside the bedroom that involves clothing that pretends like part of your body is naked when it actually is just covered in flesh-colored mesh. And, anyway, the dancing that appealed to me was the dancing our hero and heroine did, and the whole point of the movie was that their dancing wasn't considered "ballroom dancing." Maybe, instead, I want to take gypsy dancing. I would dance with the heroine's father all day long, except that he would have no patience with me. Okay, then I would watch him dance all day long. He was way more fun to watch than the young hero who learned from him.
But I'd forgotten some fabulous things about the movie, like the fact that there are these whooshing sound effects to emphasize the most dramatic moves during the hero and heroine's climactic competitive dance sequence, like they're in a kung fu movie or something. It was hilarious.
Perhaps the only nice thing about this prolonged illness is that I've gotten to watch so many movies, including rewatching some old favorites. It's been helping keep me still for hours at a time.
Sadly, Netflix streams Strictly Ballroom, like Reality Bites, only in full screen. I think it's more unfortunate for Strictly Ballroom, though, because it's much more visually beautiful and has much more panoramic scenes. Still, full screen is better than no screen, at least sometimes. Not for all movies, but for some I'm willing to sacrifice my cinematic principles and watch anyway.
And, after watching Strictly Ballroom this afternoon, I actually made a Christmas card for the first time in more than 3 weeks (and I find the resulting card quite beautiful - I'm going to post photos of all my holiday cards after they've been mailed/received so y'all can check them out. I'm really proud of many I've made this year.). The whole 2012 Hand-Made Holiday Card Project is running badly behind schedule, since by the time I make it back to the CWC art room (where almost all of my supplies are for the cards) I will have lost an entire month to bronchitis. Sheesh! A month! When working on a time-sensitive project, losing a month is a pretty big deal. So today I made a card -- after creating my own collage material by watercoloring paper and scribbling with a Sharpie, since I don't have any of my usual stuff that's currently stored at CWC -- just to feel a little less frustrated with the delay. I may do more cards here at home this week, since I won't be back at CWC until next Monday (due to the holiday). And yes, people, I am planning to make my attendance at CWC on Monday dependent on my health. Yes, I have a tendency to do too much too quickly, but this frickin' bronchitis has taught me my lesson on that score.
