Seriously ... is there some kind of skill involved in using these damn things? Am I missing something?
Also: I abhor bathrooms that give you only one option for drying your hands: the air blower. I mean, yes, I could stand there for an hour until my hands were dry, but I've got things to do! Maybe if they had a little tv above the air dryer or something. Sheesh! When faced with this problem, I generally give up and pat my hands all up and down my jeans, so that I don't leave a big ol' visible wet handprint in any one particular spot, but my jeans end up slightly damp all over, and my hands end up slightly drier. Sub-optimal ... but better than spending my afternoon in front of the air blower!