Me: Good morning!
S (half asleep, kinda mumbling): Good morning.
Me: It's Friday!
S (half asleep, kinda mumbling): Are you going to sit in the front seat or the back seat?
Me: (momentarily nonplused, a second elapses, and then I am laughing hysterically)
Shannon cracks me up even when he's only semi-conscious.
Note: If you are one of the five people in the universe who doesn't get this spontaneous, semi-conscious reference, watch this really frighteningly inane (and yet so-bad-its-great) video:
I must admit that I've never watched the video all the way through, nor have I ever listened to the song all the way through (I don't think they sang the whole thing on "Glee."), but I've experienced enough to get the jokes.